This song is hilarious. Rap Tea Parties always make me think of sex.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kerli/teaparty.html
PS I recently learned the term "aussie kiss" from cosmo (don't judge, I steal their pics for my art, also I was on the train late at night) anyway, definition: same as a french kiss, but "down under". I think that's hilarious and should make it into common usage. At least as good as "plutoed" as a word.
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Monday, March 8, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
There is no way to avoid feeling shitty on Valentine's Day. Let's be honest, I could list 50 real reasons why I'm opposed to Valentine's day, and I do. But those are not the cause of my hatred. They are rationalizations, designed to hide this fundamental truth: Valentine's Day sucks. It makes me miserable. No amount of productivity, shitty romance movies and hagen das can even begin to compare with how bad this day makes me feel, even when I pretend it isn't happening. I hate Valentines Day, I hate being single, and I hate the fact that it comes right before my birthday so all the progress of months of telling myself that I'm awesome and everything will work itself out gets stomped on today, so when we get to my birthday there is no chance of me feeling anything but awful. Writing cards to my friends to tell them how much I love them and doing thumbnails for my stroke comic hasn't exactly helped either. This is one of those depressing posts I should just delete. It's only going to make me feel worse when no one responds. I wish I were the sort of girl who could just go out and pick up some random stranger for sex. At least then I'd be pathetic and getting laid, rather than just pathetic. Stupid standards. Stupid self respect. FML.
At least my teddy bear is good for cuddles. I need a hug.
At least my teddy bear is good for cuddles. I need a hug.
Ha. No.
The world is a fucked up place, but it has been and could be much worse.
Skiping all the other shit in this article, imagine if you were having sex and the only response you got from your partner was one "small moan". I think all of us, men and women, would have stopped long before the "moment of fulfillment" because that's just not sexy or a good sign at all.
http://i.imgur.com/A1BuB.jpg
Skiping all the other shit in this article, imagine if you were having sex and the only response you got from your partner was one "small moan". I think all of us, men and women, would have stopped long before the "moment of fulfillment" because that's just not sexy or a good sign at all.
http://i.imgur.com/A1BuB.jpg
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